Sex-Lift

We recently heard about a new vibrator called The Cone - and we’re intrigued. This sex toy looks like an inocuous, Pepto-Bismol-pink decorative piece, something you could leave sitting out on your coffee table and none would be the wiser. We wondered how exactly this vibe is supposed to work, so we wandered into our local sex toy shop, Babeland, to check it out in the flesh (so to speak).

The cone sits four and a half inches high and has SIXTEEN (yep - sixteen!) different settings. One of these sixteen is an “orgasm button” that shoots straight to the highest vibration intensity. We read in The Cone’s manual that there are a variety of ways they recommend using it - sitting on it, wrapping your legs around it, lying face down on it - the possibilities are endless. It’s not just for women, either - men can achieve pleasure from it too.

To us, The Cone sounds like the poor (wo)man’s version of the Sybian, popularized by Howard Stern and his merry band of sidekicks. We hear great things about the Sybian so we’re super curious about this Cone. We’re a bit reluctant to shell out the $100+ to try this vibe out, so if you’ve used it, we’d love to hear from you!