Sex-Lift

The online world is abuzz with news of an injection designed to enhance a woman’s G-spot. The technical term for this is “G-Spot Amplification“, but it’s being referred to as the G-Shot. According to www.thegshot.com, the G-spot is injected with collagen, which “temporarily augments” the area. What we imagine this is intended to do is make the G-spot more prominent and easier to stimulate. However, the website doesn’t doing a good job illuminating exactly how or why the shot is supposed to heighten arousal - it mainly explains what collagen does in general. The FAQs are terse and vague, which doesn’t lend much credibility to this procedure. One page that discusses what the shot does is a poorly laid out, rambling paragraph filled with medical jargon. We must admit, we got lost a couple sentences in.

As an aside, the site obviously was not copy edited well: “The affect can last for up to 4 months, and does vary.”

We aren’t big fans of needles to begin with, and the thought of paying someone to stick one up into one’s vagina sounds up there on the Scale of Hideousness. Of note, the shot is not currently FDA approved. Whatever happened to good ol’ fingers and toys?

Aren’t collagen-injected lips creepy enough? What will they think of next - the P Shot for the male prostate?