Sex-Lift

OK, so this blog post isn’t actually about sex, but it does involve the female genital region so we figure it’s still relevant.

Women sometimes feel at a disadvantage due to the natural inability to pee while standing up - that is, without peeing all over themselves. There’s one product out there that allows women to do their thing JUST LIKE MEN - it’s called the Shenis…rhymes with…well, you know. It’s a 12-inch long plastic member with a funnel at one end that you cup in your genital area. Seems like it may be difficult to place just right so that there’s no dribbling. And wiping would still be an issue - who has that long to drip dry??

Some intrepid ladies from Jezebel.com got together awhile back with a bunch of booze on a Brooklyn rooftop and videotaped themselves putting the Shenis to the test. Hilarious, no?

Women, would you give the Shenis a shot? Or would you rather continue to squat outdoors when no commode is to be found?