Sex-Lift

Can you imagine being arrested for throwing a sex toy party? We can’t. But it happened to one woman in Texas back in 2003 (charges were later dropped). Why could police arrest someone for this, you may wonder? Well, it’s because selling sex toys was actually illegal in the state of Texas until very recently. Yep, you read that right - it was considered a CRIME to promote or sell sex toys. Oh, the horrors of self-pleasure! Talk about a victimless crime. We can’t imagine this law was often enforced, unless there was a Masturbation Crimes Police Unit in place.

Thankfully, the ban on sexual devices in Texas has been lifted, so men and women can and should feel free to once again masturbate to their hearts’ content (if they even attempted to be law-abiding citizens during the ban). Here’s to multiple battery-powered orgasms in the Lone Star State.